WTF?


6
Mar 10

The Great Atlantic Garbage Patch

It looks like the news can get more depressing. A massive garbage patch was discovered in the Atlantic Ocean that is 1,000 miles long. It is the Atlantic Ocean’s answer to the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, which has been making news for the past few years.

The patch was found by student researchers participating in the Sea Education Association’s semester academic program, who over 22 years deployed thousands of fine-meshed plankton nets in the area to discover the makeup of the patch. [smartplanet.com]

So now that we have more confirmation that we suck as a species, what can we do about it?

Stop Using Styrofoam

It’s made of petroleum, it’s flammable, and it’s hard to recycle. But if you must use it, here are some tips for trying to reuse or recycle from greenlivingtips.com.

Trade in Your Plastic Bottles for Canteens

For the price of about 18 bottles of water — which is, what, a week’s worth? — you can get yourself a canteen. Sure, they require some effort and maintenance, but what else are you doing with those five-minutes of your life?

Trade in Plastic Bags for Reusable Totes


Disposable bags have always bothered me because  they simply can’t support the weight of my most prized items: beer, wine… oh yeah, milk and orange juice. Say goodbye to double bagging and hello to saving the damned planet.

Give a Hoot, Don’t Pollute

If you’re going to ignore all of the hippy dippy attempts to save the planet, the least you can do is throw your damned trash away. If you put it in a trash can, it’ll have less of a chance of making into the ocean. It also makes it easier for bottle and can collectors who rummage through our trash in order to make a buck from recycling. Give them a break, will ya?


3
Mar 10

5 Dollars to Withdraw Money From an ATM: Sign of the Financial Times?


I was going to post about the nifty iPhone App that Chase Bank offers, but I was distracted by the five dollars that I had to shell out to withdraw money from Bank of America.

ATM fees aren’t a new thing. We’ve been dealing with them ever since we began to crossover to a plastic lifestyle. I never thought, however, that I’d see the day that my bank withdrawal fee would cost more than my breakfast. Typically you would expect about two buck for the transaction. Unfortunately for me the Bank of America in Santa Monica charges three dollars. OK, that’s not too painful, although more than I’d like to pay. Then today, I check my account balance and noticed that Chase charged me an additinal two dollars.

So I paid five bucks for BofA to transfer money to Chase. Really? I miss my stupid old WAMU, even though they were evil, too.

I’ve paid Chase almost $100 in stupid miscellaneous fees in the last year. Is it time to turn back the clock and deal in cash only? Something to think about folks.


21
Feb 10

Creepy Blanket with Sleeves

Details at happinessinbed.com. More pics…

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26
Aug 09

OMG, Now I Know What to Do With My Stripper Shoes

This was found on Etsy.

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And this one at Craftster.

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19
Jun 09

This Is How Writers Get Screwed in this Economy

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A few weeks ago I applied for a job at an unnamed website. Applicants were asked to write a crap load of spec articles. I took a stab at these even though I had an archive of exactly this type of stuff in my portfolio. If the editors bothered reading my portfolio, they would’ve known immediately if I wasn’t a match for their voice and style, don’t you think? That’s just plain mean. Not to mention that the weekend that the editor was going to read my submission, a quick Google search revealed that person was actually basking in the sun at an undisclosed location. Aren’t social networks a bitch? It just seems so unprofessional.

Also, if you’re a blog that is known for short blog posts (usually 2 paragraphs or so) in a conversational style, what is the purpose of assigning so many articles? Needless to say, I didn’t even get face time with these people and absolutely no feedback. I’m not trying to attack this company — which is why I’m not naming it — but their behavior was very unprofessional. If a company can’t be bothered to read a candidate’s portfolio, why should said candidate bother writing so many articles for the company? The sad reality is that so many writers and editors are out of work, that they find themselves jumping through hoops to get a job — even at a mediocre company.

So, I’m posting everything that I wrote because someone should be able to enjoy all of my hard work. I’ll going to re-post the articles separately, but here is the list.

1. Reviews of the spring season 3 of my favorite shows (Gossip Girl, Lost, Fringe)

2. Previews of 3 summer movies (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, Inglorious Basterds)

3. An idea of a themed movie night and a review of 3 movies that support this theme. (Wong Kar-wai Movie Night with a short review of Days of Being Wild, In the Mood for Love, and 2046)

4. Spotlight an author, director, or band (Stephenie Meyer)

5. CD or MP3 Review (“Kids” – MGMT)

6. Review of the last movie I saw in theaters (Angels & Demons)

7. Pitch 2 ideas for regular features

(Stream of the Week – a guide to shows, clips, or movies that you can stream from sites like Hulu.com or TV.com
Twitography – a feature highlighting the pictures that stars post on their Twitter feed.)

8. Fill out a questionnaire (I won’t be posting)


30
May 09

Another Scam: Foster City Daily News

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I’ll make this post short and link to the L.A. Tribute post. This is the same deal as before: Legit-looking website peddling easy money from home. This time it’s called The Foster City Daily News and the website is securecartcenter.com, but the scam remains the same. For those of you who haven’t read about this before, these news sites make it seem easy to earn money from home by spending just $1. The reality is that you’ll end up spending anywhere from $80-100 per month. Messed up, right?

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23
May 09

Working Online a Gold Rush? Los Angeles Tribune Scam Alert!

Get comfy and read about this scam that I stumbled upon. It is truly diabolical. It all began when I was checking my Alexa.com stats. I was curious about the “Hot URLs,” so I cruised down the list to see what articles and links were blazing.

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Everything seemed normal until I saw number eight...

SIGN ME UP, SCOTTY!

Everything seemed typical until I saw the headline in the number eight spot from losangeles-tribune.com. It said, “Jobs: Is Working Online At Home The Next Gold Rush?” Naturally, I wanted to check it out because this is right up my alley. It was a totally legitimate looking news blog so I kept reading.

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21
May 09

Temporary Theme Change

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Ugh. Last night I updated wordpress and it turns out that my theme is not compatible with the new update, so I’m using this theme temporarily. I guess the messy desk theme is a little played out anyway, but I liked it. If you have any suggestions or tech help, please contact me. Thanks!


5
May 09

Hannah Montana Movie Gets More Stars Than Wolverine?

Damn you Fanboys/Fangirls for letting this happen! I know that the Wolverine movie was just good — not great — but does it deserve this type of shame? Really? The Hannah Montana movie gets more stars? I know it’s because X-Men fans have such high expectations (and Hannah Montana fans have no expectations), give the Wolverine a break. This is just embarassing.


30
Apr 09

Speidi Takes a Cue From Jacko

Everyone is paranoid about the Swine Flu and that includes D-Listers Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. But how wise it is to follow in the footsteps of someone like Michael Jackson? I guess the good thing about being at the bottom is that no one cares about you. 

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30
Apr 09

I’ve Officially Pissed Off Digg.com

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Screen Shot #2

Look at the two pictures above. They are both taken from Digg.com on the same day at the same time. They both reflect stories that have been made popular, yet the one on top is missing from Digg.com’s front page. Notice the time stamp. My article should be between the two articles in the second screen shot. So why would Digg pull the article? Perhaps it’s because I trashed the site for their down time and the workers there for being irritatingly hip. 

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28
Apr 09

Is That Brit’s Tampon String?!

Watch the video and you decide if her tampon string was hanging out of her p*ssy, y’all!


28
Apr 09

WTF is going on with Megan Fox’s waist line?

Another post on my reluctant girl crush, Megan Fox. How the hell can she even breathe in that corset? From the set of her new movie Jonah Hex.


7
Apr 09

Star Trek Mural Turns Room Into Anti-Female Chamber

Star Trek Tos Bridge Only Lg Wall Mural is an Urban Collector pre-order. Ever wish you were aboard Captain Kirk’s Enterprise? Now you can with the Star Trek: Bridge Full Wall Mural! Printed on the revolutionary pre-pasted Surestrip material, this extra large, photoreal wall mural puts you in the center of the action, and the backing won’t damage the underlying wall. Measures 6 feet x 10 feet.

Star Trek Tos Bridge Only Lg Wall Mural is a pre-order item. Urban-Collector pre-order item policies apply. Secure your limited edition item by pre-ordering today.

(urban-collector.com)


7
Apr 09

Have We Learned Nothing From BSG?

This effin scary child robot is now two-years old.